Hey Remi, What's Your Shirt Say?

It says what!? 

 What does that mean?

 I will be bigger than someone? That sounds fun.

 And I get a balloon!? Remind me again why I was crying two minutes ago?

 I have a balloon!!

 I have a balloon and I'm going to be a big brother!

 I'm probably going to be the coolest big brother ever.

The more I think about it, the more excited I get.

Is this real life? I can't feel my face.

 This is kind of crazy, but I think I can handle it.

Wait, let's practice, ask me "who is the big brother?"

 ME, that's me, I'm the big brother!